No, not a natural disaster... a man made one! And no, I'm not talking about a two year old tornado terror - though, it looks like a two year old tore through my house.
It was my DH! He was on the hunt for a necklace of his that apparently, was too much work to put back into one of his designated spots the last time he wore it (Mind you, I have a basket for him on the counter in the kitchen, one by the front door, one in the bathroom, and one in the bedroom.) He dug through EVERYTHING. I now have an extra load of laundry because he mixed dirty in with the clean stuff I had folded (he actually threw it all on the floor - grrr!) A pile of totes that hold off season and bigger baby clothes got moved out of place, and he threw things around in the bathroom - I found a toothbrush in with my first load of laundry? WT?
And my kitchen counter? I think it exists somewhere under the pile of the stuff that he left on it. And even better - his brand new electric razor that I bought him and gave as his early Christmas present and I paid way more than I ever thought I would for something like that, he managed to drop one of the blades down the bathroom sink! I now have to wait until Monday for a family member to visit and help us take apart the sink so we can try to save the blade! (I am feverishly hoping it didn't go into the septic tank but just got caught in the drain!)
I would take a photo of some of the ransacking to show you, but I am actually too embarrassed - it's that bad! (it would be funny if it was a two year old terror, not when it's a grown man!)
And no, he didn't find the necklace he was looking for. (go figure!)
Anyone else ever have their DH do insane things like this? I would be drinking right now if I could!
I know how you feel. Mine husband is just as if not more messy then my kids. Of course I don't get temper tantrums when I make him help clean up.
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