Well, Looky Here...

Seriously, me hitting 1,000 posts. Go ahead, I'm pausing while you clap laugh. I never in a million years expected to be blogging like this. Who'd have thunk it? ;)

It's been ages since I've done one of these google search posts, and since this is post number 1,000 I think it's perfect timing! Honestly, some days I am floored at the amount of searches that lead folks to my blog. Some are little scary, but I really hope that if you landed on my blog via searching for something, that you found what you came here for. You know, with all the question related searches I see, maybe I should start a weekly Ask The Psychotic Housewife series! LOL

So here comes some of the more interesting ones (and not completely rated R searches):


hot old housewife HEY! Who are you calling old? I'm not THAT old. C'mon here!

housewife blog yep, I think I qualify for that search, and it seems to be a hot search term. Who knew?

psychotic housewife I'm the one, the only!

accidental bleach spots on orange shirt I hate to be the one to tell you this, but you're doomed. If the shirt has no design on it, you could try soaking it in orange dye to try to cover up the spots, but I wouldn't hold my breath. I'm thinking this should be your new favorite lounge around the house shirt :(

Actually, I have a TON of laundry enquiries, so I am thinking I see a post coming on how to deal with the problems.

am i psychotic I'm not a psychiatrist, so I can't diagnose you.

best housewife blog Oh oh oh! I hope that's me!

crab flower club review apprentice housewife I feel like I'm reading your shopping list. Apprentice housewife? Isn't that basically chores as a kid? LOL

essay about am a house wife from connecticit Never lived in Connecticut or connecticit, so can't help you there.

free housewife dvd What? You want to watch me clean all day? ;) Pffft.

grass psychosis Do I even want to know???

house wife in panties I'm thinking you didn't find what you were looking for.

housewife snorting detergent What on EARTH is the point of snorting detergent? I just can't see getting high off Tide, LOL Someone care to enlighten me? (maybe I am old!)

housewife with her doggy Something tells me this isn't as innocent of a search as I would like it to me. Ick, ick ick. I'm going to keep my hands over my ears and say LA LA LA I can't hear or read this!

how much are luvs diapers at save a lot $7.99, and no, you can't use coupons unless they are Save-A-Lot coupons. I do better buying diapers at Target myself.

if i put alittle vicks on my childs chest wii that help her cough My mother in law always swears with putting it on the feet and then putting socks on. I thought she was nuts, but it seems to work. Try that. :)

is my husband psychotic Again, I'm not a doctor. But if you're worried about him being psychotic in a dangerous sort of way, I'd be shacking up at a hotel while he's being served divorce papers, but that's me.

little goth on the prairie You're in the right place. LOL

online homemade housewife Just shaking my head here...

panty housewife Let me repeat: I am NOT free porn. Gah!

wish i was a housewife So what are you waiting for? Join us! ;)