So I was out there a few minutes ago moving my cheap sprinkler around when one of the neighbors commented the wet grass will be good with the fireworks going off.
So I sweetly said I wasn't worried about the fireworks; I was worried about people walking past flicking their lit cigarettes onto my dry grass. (I had no idea who said it, I just heard the voice)
Then I figured out it looks like it was the neighbor who smokes. Oops! Oh well, no one really talks to us around here anyways.
If you want to see beautiful fireworks, go see it done properly. Besides, you'll save money. And yes, if the fireworks end up coming down on my lawn, I'm out there letting it rip!