Review: The Sacrificial Sock

I couldn't think of a more fun item to kick off my Holiday Gift Ideas with this year.

You know how socks are always being eaten in the washer and dryer? It never fails, I'm always one sock short each load when I go to fold and put things away, and it drives me crazy!Well, when I received wind of this one, I knew my missing sock days were over:

Behold! The Sacrificial Sock!


Yes, ladies, look no further than this wonderful offering to the Washer and Dryer Gods. Soon, your missing sock days will be almost forgotten. Just place a Sacrificial Sock in each load, and voila! The Washer and Dryer Gods will take this as your loving sacrifice, instead of your good socks. No more headaches trying to find matching socks!

Even better, The Sacrificial Sock is new and improved, and now comes with Smack Talk! Talk to the Sacrificial Sock, just like you would if it was a boxer. Get The Sacrificial Sock in the game! He'll be ready to take on the Washer and Dryer Gods, and maybe make it through the load to fight another day!

So, I tried it! I placed my Halloween colored Sacrificial Sock in the washer, and all my socks matched up perfectly in the first load! I am now a true believer, and will never do a load of laundry without a Sacrificial Sock nearby! Thank you, Sacrificial Sock for curing my missing sock headaches!

Hurry! Run to The Sacrificial Sock's website and order yours today! At just $9.95, plus shipping, it's a wonderful way to make your missing sock headaches go away!

Note: this review is completely tongue in check and is just my humble old opinion. The Sacrificial Sock really does exist - I have one by my washer! - and you can buy it for $9.95. It makes a fun stocking stuffer or silly exchange gift at the office holiday parties. Even if you use The Sacrificial Sock, you may still have missing socks. It is not a cure-all for missing sock issues, and your experience with The Sacrificial Sock may differ from my. The FTC cannot fine me $11,000 for writing this post now that I have pointed that out. LOL! Seriously, check out their website - you'll get a kick out of it!