End Of The Year Fun & Strange Search Round Up

I really wanted to end the year on a fun note, so I figured since it's been awhile since I've done a silly search keyword post, let's do an end of the year one! Without further adieu, here's some rather interesting ways folks found my blog!

The most popular search engine keywords? Lean Cuisine Coupons and about 5 million variations throughout the year, followed by Confessions of a Psychotic Housewife and a whole host of mis-spelled variations, and housewife blog. (At least those are normal search terms...)

Then there was:

psychotic housewife yep, that's me!

gothic housewife definitely me

confessions of a psychotic mom sorry, when I started this blog, I wasn't a mommy yet!

housewife recipe ummm... you can make a housewife in a big pot? Was this the follow up movie to Hocus Pocus? lol

I can't forget the priceless term snorting detergent - you people frighten me!

ah hem Do I want to know?

am I psychotic? a whole bunch on this one... um... I'm not a doctor so I can't diagnose you?

best housewife blog I'd like to think that's my blog ;)

can a spendaholic be cured? There are breakdowns, but you can definitely curb your breakdowns!

donate your turkey fat I did blog about that one, didn't I? LOL

feeling old at 32 I feel your pain, I do.

And here's a couple one hit wonders:

i bought 52 weeks of naughty nights well, I didn't. lol

I think my feet are getting bigger It happens, you're not imagining things.

19 year old housewife definitely NOT me!

albertsons targeting housewifes if they are, they aren't hitting up my blog! (Pssst Albies? You can come knocking on my bloggy door!)

all yahoo questions for my best friends girlfriend is psychotic? Hmmm... I wonder if that's my DH's best friend asking that one. LOL

free housewife sampler methinks you definitely DID NOT find what you were looking for. Sorry bud!

matt is at the store looking for snacks to buy.he buys five candy bars that are two for $1,four bags of chips that are $2.50 each,a 6 pack of pepsi for $2.50, and a pizza for $7.at the register he hands the clerk a 25% off coupon.what does his total bill? Someone's totally cheating on their homework. Parents, don't you know what your kids are doing online? (and don't ask me, because my math skills are LOUSY lol)

psychosis and protein shakes Now that I think about it, I did drink a bunch of those in the 90s... maybe that's the cause! lol

psychotic refuse to cook You know, I've contemplated pulling that one, but I'd be the one to starve to death. There's only so much fast food my body can handle - I'd give up long before my DH would.

rules of being a good mexican housewife The only rule: Never come between a man and his Mami. (LOL) Feed them well, and they will be happy, but come to terms that your cooking will never be as good as his mother's (or in DH's case, his Tia Chine)

rantings of a psychotic housewife Yeah, I'm pretty good at ranting.

rich housewife blog I wish, I wish.

schedule of a housewife who sleeps at 1 am Let me tell you, it's nuts. There's a reason my slow cooker is my best friend.

and my personal favorite:

psycotic cross-dressing chicken ROTFLMAO!!!!!