Man marries pillow
Yes, boys and girls, the world has gone absolutely nuts.
Lee Jin-gyu fell for his 'dakimakura' - a kind of large, huggable pillow from Japan, often with a picture of a popular anime character printed on the side.
It's a PILLOW. A PILLOW. A P-I-L-L-O-W!! What kind of a ***^%#!! idiot marries linen?
This is the part that absolutely kills me:
after fitting it out with a wedding dress for the service in front of a local priest.
Forget the guy needing psychiatric help, someone lock the Priest away for even thinking about performing the ceremony, much less going through it!
See, I told you it takes the cake. I think I am finally coming to the realization that I'm not the one psychotic, the rest of the world is!