I grab kid, bag, and my beloved caffeine, DH get to take the corgis out. (he got the easier job, believe me! lol)
As DH was going out the door, I ask him if he had his cell phone and everything.
Yes, he hollers back.
Alrighty then. Door locked from the inside.
So as I am passing him on the deck to go put munchkin in the car, DH goes hang on a second, I haven't unlocked the car doors yet because my keys are still inside. Let me go get them....
I just asked him if he had everything!
Did I mention I don't even have a key to my own house? Yes, folks, besides the key that he had, only my parents, who are currently how many thousands of miles away, have the only other key?
Picture me standing there with a kid, two dogs at my feet who haven't even had breakfast... and then he says:
Well, can't you just call your parents and ask them to bring the key?
Seriously, he said that. Exactly like that. I think he deserves the Dumb and Dumber award of the year for that line.
Let me give you the censored version of what I said back:
Are you *bleep* serious? Because they are just *bleep* two minutes away.
*bang head* *Bang head* (I'll say a few extra Hail Marys) It's cold, I'm not that bundled up, and it's about to start sprinkling. (So much for the sun I thought we were having today?)
Next he asks if the munchkin's window is open.
Yes, dear, it's been 32 degrees overnight lately. I'm really going to leave a window open, so we can pay extra to heat the house.
Breathe in, breathe out.
***If you are my insurance company, please stop reading now. Thank you!
Apparently, the back bedroom window which I have been complaining about for months, wasn't closed properly, so it was easy to pop it open - after DH had to stand on a chair in amongst the greenery.
And balance his butt on so the chair didn't fall over, because the ground is a mess back there.
Not my problem.
Served him right.
Tomorrow I am going to go make 10 copies of that dratted key, and place one in every purse and bag I own.
(Now you know why I pay for AAA, because he does it with the car keys ALL THE TIME)