So I loose my cell phone in the house on a regular basis. Here's the sad part: most of the time I am carrying it on me! Because I kept losing it, I thought it would be easier to just carry it around in my bra (go ahead, make fun of me like DH). Well, that doesn't work because I forget it's in there anyways. lol
Two days ago, I bought some bagels and buns for meals yesterday... by the time dinner rolled around, they were all green. :( Boooo! So we ate our burgers Atkins style or whatever it is without the buns. lol
I fell asleep last night right after munchkin bedtime... on the couch. I'm starting to think the couch is more comfortable than the bed. So I think I was asleep for like a half an hour when DH came looking for me - he thought I was making dessert or something. (He wishes, not in this heat!) He can't wake me up nicely, noooo - the man has to scare me to death. Then he does it to me AGAIN this morning when he was leaving for work at 4 AM. I think my demise is going to come in the form of a heart attack!
I'd rather go down in a blaze of glory fighting off zombies. haha!
Hey, at least I admit I'm a dork.
If you want people watching entertainment, hang out at an AM/PM gas station for 5 minutes. That place is even better (or worse lol) than WalMart for the kooky people!
Remember the dead rat by the mailbox a few months back? I saw the neighbor throwing food trash into his yard yesterday. NOT HAPPY! I told DH we can handle a year in a RV/Trailer on our own land while figuring something out housewise, just please get the land! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
Somehow this weekend, I am going to sit my tush in front of the TV for two hours straight and watch the Food Network. or HGTV. I am going to drink my Diet Dr. Pepper, gorge on some Ben & Jerry's, and enjoy the (hopefully) quietness of it all. (and try not to think about how old I am getting. LOL!) There will be two glorious hours of ME time!
...ahhh, a girl can dream, right? Alright, I'll settle for 20 minutes. ;)
5 comments:
LOL..It's ok.I will help you fight the zombies.I even have a plan,lots of zombie head blasting ammo,a couple swords.Blaze of glory,here we come!Resident Evil has nothing on us..woo-hoo!
Hey I wonder if some people watchers think you and me are kooks too. I mean if they saw up buying Diet Pop as well as Regular Delicious Ice Cream. They just don't get it though. We buy the Diet Pop to save us calories that we can indulge in using up on a great ice cream once in awhile.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that checks out things and thinks about how to work a zombie killing plan around it LOL
Oh my gosh, I bet people just think I'm nuts when they look into my grocery cart! LOL
Well ladies I have it all over you. I go to the Dollar store and stock up on goodies. People look at me weird. Chips,bugles,cheetos,corn chips, and cheese crackers. I fill the little cart. I had a lady ask me one day if I was having a party. I told her no it was just a normal daily visit. Her face just dropped.
And I guess we are all people watchers. And they watch us.
I felt for you when you said you lose your cell phone at home. OK, I don't own one, but I know if I did I'd lose it because I lose sooooo many other things. I thought about how my son only wears cargo pants because he loves those pockets on the legs, and that's where his cell lives. And, no, he doesn't wear shorts, so year round he's got those pockets right there. Not contemplating a fashion makeover? It peaked my curiosity cause I figured some other woman must have that problem and I stumbled on this website:
http://cafehandmade.com/ (see Kerri Ann Handmade)
You can probably figure out a cool way to wear your cell phone.
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