So I loose my cell phone in the house on a regular basis. Here's the sad part: most of the time I am carrying it on me! Because I kept losing it, I thought it would be easier to just carry it around in my bra (go ahead, make fun of me like DH). Well, that doesn't work because I forget it's in there anyways. lol
Two days ago, I bought some bagels and buns for meals yesterday... by the time dinner rolled around, they were all green. :( Boooo! So we ate our burgers Atkins style or whatever it is without the buns. lol
I fell asleep last night right after munchkin bedtime... on the couch. I'm starting to think the couch is more comfortable than the bed. So I think I was asleep for like a half an hour when DH came looking for me - he thought I was making dessert or something. (He wishes, not in this heat!) He can't wake me up nicely, noooo - the man has to scare me to death. Then he does it to me AGAIN this morning when he was leaving for work at 4 AM. I think my demise is going to come in the form of a heart attack!
I'd rather go down in a blaze of glory fighting off zombies. haha!
Hey, at least I admit I'm a dork.
If you want people watching entertainment, hang out at an AM/PM gas station for 5 minutes. That place is even better (or worse lol) than WalMart for the kooky people!
Remember the dead rat by the mailbox a few months back? I saw the neighbor throwing food trash into his yard yesterday. NOT HAPPY! I told DH we can handle a year in a RV/Trailer on our own land while figuring something out housewise, just please get the land! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!!
Somehow this weekend, I am going to sit my tush in front of the TV for two hours straight and watch the Food Network. or HGTV. I am going to drink my Diet Dr. Pepper, gorge on some Ben & Jerry's, and enjoy the (hopefully) quietness of it all. (and try not to think about how old I am getting. LOL!) There will be two glorious hours of ME time!
...ahhh, a girl can dream, right? Alright, I'll settle for 20 minutes. ;)