Momma needs a vacation, stat. Sorry about those duplicate postings on the blog, Twitter, Facebook etc - it wasn't me, it was a glitch. See? Murphy's Law even applies to my blog. :(
My apple tree is budding! Can't wait for fresh apple butter again this year.
I was hoping that it might be sunny this coming weekend so we could go camping, but it's showing rain - as usual.
One of our local super heroes is making an appearance: Phoenix Jones promotes event against domestic violence. The paper and police pick on him and the rest of the "super hereos", but it's nice to see someone take a stand against criminals and idiots. Plus, he's hilarious in person.
...I feel like I am in a comic book writing that. Who are you? I'm Batman.... LOL Hey, I'd make a better Catwoman than the crap they've been spewing from Hollywood in the last 15 years... I even have the cats part down right! Mwha! ;)
So we went into Big 5 this past week to pick up some ammo for the zombie invasion (lol - actually he was just picking up a small box for target practice), stood around at the counter for over 5 minutes, no one comes over to help us out. I looked over at DH and told him just to get it from Cabela's. Even though it's still a chain, it was a local store, so I thought it would be better to support the local store, but never mind. This is why I prefer ordering online lately. *shrugs*
Shooting zombies is the fad among gun enthusiasts It is - those targets are FUN! We have some that ooze blood when you hit the target. Pricey, but entertaining. I love animals, so shooting critters isn't my thing - but zombies? *wink wink* Bring it on! (To the author of that article though: you might want to go back and watch Night of the Living Dead again - you've got the farmhouse part right, but that's it.)
...we'd never paint guns to be more zombified though. Camo maybe, zombie no. I prefer my guns to be brown or black, thank you very much.
I do fail to see what the whole Mayan calender thing has to do with zombies and it leveling off after then? I think the author was smoking something cracky, if you ask me. *rolls her eyes*
Even the kid says "Zombies - Eat Flesh" instead of the Subway Eat Fresh thing. LOL!
Who would you save first in a zombie attack? Gee, my family?
...I read a great post somewhere and for the life of me I cannot remember who wrote it (argh!) - about the most important prep you can do for any emergency situation is to make sure your children listen to you the first time you say something to them. Kids who argue and drag their heels are more likely to get separated from you or hurt.
.......let's just hope that any disaster takes place AFTER naptime. LOL
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