Random Thoughts Tuesday - Hire Me!

Is it really Tuesday? Wasn't it just Tuesday?! They are not kidding - the older you get, the faster time flies. Sigh!

The sun is hiding this morning, causing me to get up late. I thought it was earlier than what it was - oops. I guess it doesn't matter, because it's so overcast my laundry isn't going to be dry for awhile. lol

I need to bake.

I also need to work on landscaping the front of the fence area so it looks better when we put the house on the market down the road. Speaking of the house, we also received the new updated house value from the county. Congratulations, your home is now worth less than what you bought it for even with all the work you've put into it. Peachy. Can I cry now?

I need to restock my Nutella stash.

You likely don't need this $24,000 zombie survival kit Yeah, $24K. The sad part is that there aren't even any guns in there, just the accessories for them. *rolls her eyes* Get yourself an AK-47, a really good scope, and you'll save $20K. Put $5K of that into a good stash of rounds for your AK-47, and then you've got $15K to spend on food - something this kit doesn't even address. Idiots. Hey, pay me $24K, and I guarantee you'll have an awesome kit.

Come to think of it, maybe I should start doing consulting work. I'll show you your weaknesses, help you build a stronghold, and if you're really pressed for time, I'll be your personal shopper. Email me if you're interested. ;)

Did you watch The Walking Dead marathon this past weekend?

Fun for the whole family! Family zombie night comes to Henry Law Park in Dover Yeah, um, as much as I love the original NOTLD, I'm not so sure I'd call it family friendly. Over the age of 5-7, maybe. Even we're careful with what zombie stuff we let the kiddo partake in. Though there are moments I wonder why, she's bloodthirsty when it comes to playing. Girlfriend is serious when she's out there practicing with her play weapons and Daddy. LOL Zombies, look out!

Dude. I just now realized Friday is Friday the 13th. What planet have I been on lately?!

I'm thinking by the time you get it out of the plastic, you're already toast, but it's an entertaining use of your FoodSaver:

This would have been amusing when we got married:

The leg broke off our cake topper before it went on the cake. No, I'm not kidding. The Groom was missing a leg. LOL Nothing went right that day... I'm actually kind of surprised the zombie apocalypse didn't start.